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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7462 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 182 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉