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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3209 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 422 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!