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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5216 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3035 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4953 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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