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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6989 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3923 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who lays golden eggs! Rumor has it if you find this chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a boss battle against a giant zombie wearing a tutu! Defeat him and claim his enchanted tutu for yourself!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this twisted world of blocks and mobs!