Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	1395	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	1240	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	796415	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	313

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	947	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	New Chunks Explored:	494563
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	947
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2908	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	137816	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1539
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	New Chunks Explored:	691384
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1978
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

play.dreamers.fun