Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	201	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	134
Potions Brewed:	147	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	6811
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	7295	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1900	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4456	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Void Gems Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6220
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	189	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co