Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ores Mined:	7945
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	7
Crops Grown:	8925	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magic Items Found:	1096

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5884
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9330
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	141	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	279645
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	330
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	110	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
New Chunks Explored:	541796	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com