Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	199	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	526
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3280
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4619	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6243	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	608
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	197

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Potions Brewed:	172
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	119	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	6938
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com