Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	112
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Magic Items Found:	7136
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	107
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7403	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2888	Magic Items Found:	6804
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	244022	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	7009	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1168	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	4118	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4878

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com