Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	9344
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5084
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5364	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3016
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7151	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3701	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	4936
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
New Chunks Explored:	276148	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5450
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchantments Applied:	219	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun