Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Star Shards Collected:	52
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	5088	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Votes:	121
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Potions Brewed:	164	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Animals Bred:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	179771	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	143
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Epic Quests Completed:	13

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3859	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	7745	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Magic Items Found:	6941
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

play.mc-ages.com