Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	9169
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gods Slained:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3780	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1839	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Emeralds Found:	920
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net