Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6997
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	1655
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Zombie Dances:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5592	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9916
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	640
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	1949	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	161	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

mcs.crafterlife.net