Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	644

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5082
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	322534	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	6

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	636
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4710
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3242	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9452	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Crops Grown:	8148	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	6350	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577