Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	69
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2962
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6391	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	745225
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Wilderness Tamed:	9

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8525
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	7434

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Votes:	3551	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	1738	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7114	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9637
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net