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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6076 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 648116 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?