Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Primacraft LOTR

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

A Server based on the Lord of the Rings.

Join and become a Knight of Gondor, or a Rider of Rohan, and look for the Ring. You could become a simple farmer or miner, to becoming a feared Nazgul.

Join today and fight for the Battle of Middle Earth

primacraft-pvp.com

Infini Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Hello! I want to present you the Infinicraft Network, First of all we got 2 minigames including Creative and Hunger Games! This server is in BETA phase therefore we need you to get suggestions and feedback about the games and ranks we currently have. To send us feedback please register on our Forums at forum.infinicraft.net! Thanks, infiniman

See you there! ~Infiniman

play.infinicraft.net

Diamond Fire

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

This is a server of mini games at the moment: CTF Mage War Mob Gladiator Tower Defense

mcdiamondfire.com

Wheelchair Apocalypse

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4483	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Wheelchair Apocalypse is a fairly new Minecraft community.

We’re a network of servers. Currently, there is two Minecraft servers that you can access. The Factions server, and the Towny server. The Towny server is the main one, and has all the newest updates and such. You can access the Factions server from a portal in the main Towny server. The portal is behind the spawn on the Towny server. Also, the Factions server is more of an experimental server that may have some downtime.

We are currently hosting servers for multiple games, like Garry’s Mod, Terraria and 7 Days to Die.

MC.WheelchairApocalypse.com

DeathCraft1001

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

**NOTE: Donations rank are good and cheap DeathCraft Is A Server Based On Fun For Everyone With Easy To Understand Rules… We Have All The Basics Of A Server – Factions – Multiverses – PvP Areas – MiniGames (coming soon) – Survival/HungerGames – CreativeWorld – And Some Other Stuff For Staff Use

5.62.113.196

HardMC.LT Gaming network

Anarchy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Lithuanian minecraft server!

mc.hardmc.lt

Shadow Universe

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Have you always wanted to be a wizard in minecraft? Well today is your day with the Wizardly Magic plugin mixed with Towny you can become the Head of your own little Hogwarts if you wanted to! We also have Infernal Mobs be careful because any regular mob has a chance at being infernal and if and when they are they have many powers and abilities but they do drop Amazing! Gear Check it out ! Here on Shadow Universe We Strive for greatness so check us out today to be apart of our ever growing community! IP: Shadowuniverse.mcserver.ws

ShadowUniverse.mcserver.ws

Fancycraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8335	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	846	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4

In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net

mc.fancycraftserver.net:25645

Myrescape | 24/7 | No lag | Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Items Found:	7164
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!

Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!

This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂

myrescape.com

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crops Grown:	9795	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

67.212.177.141

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	86
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

198.143.154.44

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Potions Brewed:	168	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

198.24.134.122:30036

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Dragon Eggs Found:	5110
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

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188.212.100.154

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

MONMAN11.com

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8595	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

platincreeper.de