Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Dimension Hops: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

    CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

    SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

    On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

    But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

    So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

    Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’
    Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

    Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Farms Harvested: 612 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

    Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

    AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

    Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

    But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

    LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!
    THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NakedCraft: Pants Optional

    NakedCraft: Pants Optional
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose to play either clothed or nude! Why limit yourself to just one outfit when you can switch it up whenever you feel like it?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons in your birthday suit or build towering castles in your finest diamond armor. The possibilities are endless when you have the freedom to choose your attire.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Nude Olympics, where players compete in events such as naked parkour, bare chested archery, and the commando relay race. Who needs clothes when you have skills like these?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner fashionista or exhibitionist. It’s time to get clothed/nude and start crafting your own unique style!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8303
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafting Chaos – Summer Server Fun!

    Crafting Chaos – Summer Server Fun!
    Are you tired of the same old boring summer plans in your country? Well, THIS Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! On THIS Minecraft server, you can also ride giant turtles through lava-filled caves, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft).

    So why waste your summer doing boring stuff when you can join THIS Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join now before the dancing skeletons run out of glow sticks!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 2218
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CoomerCraft: Where the LOLs Never End!

    CoomerCraft: Where the LOLs Never End!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our mining areas are so rich in diamonds, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft Kardashian. – Our building competitions are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny. – Our survival challenges are so hardcore, even Steve himself would struggle to survive.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a PvP battle. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Potions Brewed: 96
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyQueens: Where Women Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyQueens: Where Women Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from all the obnoxious moralfags of the world! Join us and leave behind the screams of women as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Build, mine, and laugh your way through our ridiculously fun world where the only thing louder than a woman’s scream is your laughter! So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

    MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only currency is Mikan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with Mikan. But these weren’t just any ordinary Mikan, oh no. These Mikan had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a pet llama that can shoot lasers from its eyes and a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms at will. Plus, every Sunday we have a Mikan party where we all dress up as giant oranges and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the Mikan madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, Mikan is life.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pride Paradise: Where Everyone Mines in Style!

    Pixel Pride Paradise: Where Everyone Mines in Style!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where transgenders are not only accepted, but celebrated for looking like real women! Join us and experience a world where your gender identity is as fluid as the water in our pixelated oceans.

    Imagine building your dream home with transgender villagers who are slaying the fashion game with their fabulous outfits. Attend virtual pride parades and show off your rainbow block creations to the whole server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where transgender players can gather to plot world domination through fabulousness. Will you join forces with the glamorous rebels or stick to building your own glittery empire?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this inclusive and fabulous community. Join our Minecraft server now and let your true colors shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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