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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mines Excavated:	1873
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4121
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	113
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Votes:	8452
Enchantments Applied:	148	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	585
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	9539	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Items Found:	8212
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5192
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

Players:	93/800	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14