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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7677 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 179 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6241 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.