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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
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