Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1225
Star Shards Collected:	174	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	4055
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Farms Harvested:	425
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7686

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	9955	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	4609	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	992244
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Magic Items Found:	3042	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	453
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	4927	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	160
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Animals Bred:	111
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8512	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com