Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	10

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9384	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1726	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9985	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	1430	Ores Mined:	635

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1021
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	161
New Chunks Explored:	320328	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Potions Brewed:	164
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com