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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.
