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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	7140
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	395

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!