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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	148	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3510
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	286	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5111	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4379	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	139

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.