Crafty AF | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocence? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis event and show those monsters who’s boss.

But that’s not all! How about embarking on an Advanced Quest that will challenge your skills like never before? Part 4 of this quest will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what insane challenges await you next.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a collaboration event with Fate/Grand Order that will blow your mind! Summon your favorite FGO characters and learn with Manga in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and challenges await you next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TomboyCraft: Where tomboys rule and creepers drool!

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where tomboys rule the world!

Picture this: a server where all the players are badass tomboys who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone who dares to challenge them. Want to join a faction? Better be prepared to face off against the toughest tomboys in the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tomboy Queen, who rides into battle on a diamond-encrusted unicorn and wields a pickaxe made of pure obsidian. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers single-handedly.

So if you’re ready to join a server where tomboys reign supreme and epic adventures await, come join us today. Just be prepared to bring your A-game – because on this server, only the strongest survive.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7177	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

– “Choo Choo Craft” – “Minecart Madness” – “Tracks & Blocks” – “LocoCraft” – “Railway Rascals” – “Pixelated Express” – “Trainwrecked Adventures” – “Redstone Railways” – “Crafty Conductors” – “Minecraft Express”

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Get ready to experience the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legendary restroom scene involving Akira that is rumored to happen in the next episode. Yes, you heard that right – Akira will be making a bathroom appearance like never before. But don’t worry, she won’t actually be shown on the toilet because that would just be too much for Minecraft, right? So come join us and witness the madness unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on this server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelated Peen Palace: AI Art & Porn Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with blue hair edition avatars that will make you stand out in the blocky world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos. From block merging to animation, our server has it all. And don’t forget about our ComfyUI and Automatic1111 features that will make your gameplay smoother than ever.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our server.

With links to LoRa training, tagging prompts, and even PonyXL information, you’ll never run out of things to explore on our server. And don’t forget to check out our OP Pasta for a good laugh.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Comrades: Where Russian TV Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Russian television show – completely unpredictable and full of crazy twists and turns!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild bears while mining for diamonds, or try your luck at surviving a vodka-fueled zombie apocalypse. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a Russian accent!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and rumor has it that if you find the hidden Matryoshka doll, you’ll be granted three wishes by a mystical babushka.

So come join us on our server, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Who needs Russian television when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Animals Bred:	61
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end! From Lia the enchanting Ashelia to Utatane Nasa who will have you falling asleep from laughter, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with the likes of Hakushika Iori, the deer whisperer, and Fujikura Uruka, the master of redstone. But be careful of Shisui Michiru, who may just prank you when you least expect it!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of facing off against Tenma Maemi in a PvP battle or team up with Pipkin Pippa to conquer the toughest dungeons. But watch out for Remilia Nephys, who may just steal all your diamonds when you’re not looking!

With so many outrageous characters to interact with, like Chisaka Airi who can build a castle in minutes or Amanogawa Shiina who can tame any creeper, you’ll never want to leave our server. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCroft’s LOL Mine Adventures – Unleash Your Inner Tomb Raider!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can mine diamonds while fending off creepers with your trusty pickaxe. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best version of Lara Croft, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her impeccable skills and witty one-liners. So why wait? Join now and vote for the best version/voice of Lara Croft in our epic poll! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Animals Bred:	57
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

– OJCraft – CitrusCraft – OrangeYouGlad – OrangeYouCrafty – VitaminMC – OrangeIsTheNewCraft – OrangeYouMine – OrangeCrushCraft – TangyTerra – PeelCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is blue and the pigs wear sunglasses! Forget everything you thought you knew about Reagan county, because we’ve turned it into a psychedelic paradise that will blow your mind (in a good way, we promise).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Asian Minecraft players and the WMAF advocates as they fight for control over the color scheme of our world. Will the grass stay blue, or will it turn red, white, and blue like a true patriot? Only time will tell, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, anything is possible – even turning Reagan county into a technicolor dreamland. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

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Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ores Mined:	6359

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Emeralds Found:	7017	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3