Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	840326	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	59
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Items Found:	1889
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	791
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Farms Harvested:	817
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	4767

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2155	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.