Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2393	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	122	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	6021
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mines Excavated:	2835	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4445
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7606	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.