Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	188	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Animals Bred:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Star Shards Collected:	61
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5492
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!