Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Star Shards Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1506

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3990	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3774
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.