Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	3738	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	163334
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9130
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	4700
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6423
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	1316
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Emeralds Found:	3402
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.