Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	423	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Void Armor Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	147	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	5169

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.