Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Items Found:	2299
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3306	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	87
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	2452	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7458	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2280
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	9369
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	7665	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4288
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	524
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
New Chunks Explored:	199012	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	318471	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	2257
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!