Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	158036	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4984
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	858761
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2855	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6875
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Farms Harvested:	472
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8985
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.