Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	744185
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	3193
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3679

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	567646
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	9118	Dragon Eggs Found:	6904
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	5659	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!