Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	256
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4209
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Crops Grown:	3956
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9984	Dragon Eggs Found:	9446

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1514

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	8273
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!