Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9055
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7711	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3968

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	668
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.