Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4638	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Animals Bred:	108

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Farms Harvested:	122	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	183	Emeralds Found:	3186
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	54
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	271	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	176	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3332	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Zombie Dances:	2
Towns Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	378
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.