Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

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MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	924	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4267
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	157

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	289	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	5080	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3790
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3802	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz