Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

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NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	109
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3111	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	3946	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6671
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br