Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

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Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3883
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mines Excavated:	4694
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchantments Applied:	98
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	2839
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	10

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	4257
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3237
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crops Grown:	9851	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	609	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3695	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7931
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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