Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	186	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3896

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4875
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8057	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	254

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	1144
Dimension Hops:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	3893
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1293	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es