Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	164	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	8874
Secret Passages Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6457
Love Letters Sent:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9968
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	2827	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2042
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	1668
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2429	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	3214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5982
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	77
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6175	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

mc.thundertown.es:19132