Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4105	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ores Mined:	5502
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2237
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	230	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
New Chunks Explored:	612187	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	165	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	7184
Void Gems Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Star Shards Collected:	247	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7526	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4443	Dragon Eggs Found:	2709
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Void Gems Collected:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	63

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7483	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	50

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org