Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	803	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Animals Bred:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1991
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	9830	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchantments Applied:	157	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4996	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	143616
Star Shards Collected:	268	Emeralds Found:	212
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	160	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	9714	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2539
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	185

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4693	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org