Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	2803
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4553	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1588	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	51236	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5402
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	766077	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Emeralds Found:	2372

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1515	New Chunks Explored:	73427
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	4718

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net