Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	174	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	51896	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9867
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6082
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	5423
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9306	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ores Mined:	8000
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6505	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org