Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	965563	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	3515	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	4802	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	357591	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	813746

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	4883	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2494
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimension Hops:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4882	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	809	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	563964	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	400
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com