Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Ores Mined:	9679	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8544
Dragon Eggs Found:	1783	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6158	Votes:	8330
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Emeralds Found:	2105	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mines Excavated:	2078

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7511	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	126
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7743	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	8418
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com